“Due to an anomaly in the space-time continuum, all services are delayed indefinitely. Please mind the temporal gap.”

Sepia-toned illustration of a Victorian-era train station labeled "Baker Street." A steam locomotive arrives at the platform as passengers in period clothing wait. A stationmaster in the foreground announces through a megaphone. A large clock looms above. Stylized signage humorously warns of a "space-time continuum anomaly" and an indefinite delay, adding a steampunk twist with the phrase "Please mind the temporal gap."