The Great British Steam Off – where contestants compete to create unique contraptions and delicacies based on a steampunk sub-genre each week, judged by Lady Leith of Moreton-in-Marsh, and Viscount Hollywood of Smarton, Kent. The finalists slog it out in a tea duelling grand finale. The winner receives a round-the-world trip in the royal zeppelin.

The Great British Steam-off. poster Great British Back off parody.

The official “The Great British Steam-Off” poster!
No points given for noticing the unintentional typos.

Another take from our erlia meme, inspired by our Instagram follower @tales_of_the_chamaeleon.

The official "The Great British Steam-Off" poster! No points given for noticing the unintentional typos.

“Choux in 8 minutes? Deploy the crème cephalopod!”
Nothing says elegance like precision-frothed vanilla custard under pressure.

This one is dedicated to Jill Rebryna; thanks for your suggestions.

Automaton machinable octopus filling chou buns with cream from multiple tubular tentacles al at once,