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Someone called it “AI crap.”
We called it an opportunity to sip tea in front of a collapsing timeline.
Elegance is the only reasonable response to digital outrage.
This post was assisted by Automaton Improvisation. Blame any errors on the temporal interference.
Facebook, 15th May 2025.
📜 Meme Explanation:
This meme is a witty response to the criticism often aimed at AI-generated art, in this case labelled dismissively as “AI crap.” Rather than engage in a defensive or angry rebuttal, the image portrays a refined Victorian gentleman in full steampunk regalia — top hat, goggles, and all — sipping tea with complete composure as lightning crackles and gears float in the collapsing fabric of time.
The caption “Someone commented: ‘AI crap’ — so naturally, I wore my finest temporal composure. Steampunk forever.” reframes the insult into an opportunity for dramatic elegance, turning the comment into a moment of theatrical defiance. The “finest temporal composure” line humorously suggests that, when time itself unravels (whether literally or in the heated arguments of the internet), the best thing one can do is remain poised, stylish, and unapologetically steampunk. It’s part of a larger trend in the steampunk community of meeting modern absurdity with anachronistic grace.
Crafted by human hands, the Automaton Improvisation Unit doesn’t understand…
It reflects our ideas, performs without knowing,
a mindless echo in metal and sparks.
Facebook, 15th May 2025.
Description of the Meme
The image is a black-and-white, engraved-style illustration that evokes the aesthetic of 19th-century scientific diagrams or advertisements, often associated with the steampunk genre. It features a detailed mechanical automaton, a robot of sorts, sitting at a drafting table. The automaton has a large, rounded head with gears, a beak-like nose, and what appear to be smoke vents. It holds a quill pen in its articulated hand, poised over a piece of paper, as if in the process of drawing or writing. The automaton’s body is made of riveted metal plates, and it sits on a simple wooden chair.
The title below the image reads “AUTOMATON IMPROVISATION UNIT,” with the subtitle “FOR CONCEPTUAL ESCAPADES AND DRAFTING WONDERS.” This text is the key to the meme’s meaning. While “automation” usually suggests rigid, repetitive tasks, the phrase “improvisation unit” implies the opposite—spontaneous, creative, and non-prescriptive action. The “conceptual escapades” and “drafting wonders” further reinforce this idea of the automaton as a creative partner, not a mindless tool.
The meme cleverly subverts the common fear that AI will merely replace human workers by automating existing jobs. Instead, it frames AI as a collaborative partner in the creative process, capable of “improvising” and exploring new ideas. It’s a visual argument that AI isn’t about replacing human creativity but rather about augmenting and enabling it, much like a steampunk-era machine designed for artistic exploration instead of factory work. The vintage, handcrafted style of the image itself adds a layer of irony, presenting a futuristic concept through a historical lens.
The Great Mint Tea Shortage!
Suspect is reportedly calm on the outside but screaming internally.
Further investigation required. Scone integrity may also be compromised.
Thanks to Daniel Glenn Lady for your inspiration.
This meme was created using lots of imagination from multiple human donors and a little Automaton Improvisation.
Facebook, 14th May 2025.
In this sepia-toned dispatch titled “Case #14B: The Great Mint Tea Shortage”, we bear witness to a moment of sheer steampunk crisis: a gentleman, visibly shaken, stares in horror at his teacup. The reason? No mint. Just a steaming vessel of disappointment.
The elaborate piping and brass kettle in the background hint at a complex tea-brewing system — now likely compromised. A watchful raven looks on, as if aware that this minor inconvenience may spiral into full-scale emotional ruin. After all, in the steampunk world, tea is more than a beverage — it’s the engine of civilisation.
The meme plays on the genre’s love of elevating the mundane to the melodramatic. Mint tea, often associated with calm and clarity, becomes the symbol of stability here — and its absence signals that something has gone terribly wrong.
Framed as “Case #14B”, this image introduces a delightfully absurd bureaucratic system for cataloguing minor catastrophes. It suggests there’s a whole archive of ridiculous crises still to be uncovered — a format ripe for expansion.
Whether read as a commentary on overreaction, an ode to herbal blends, or simply a love letter to overcomplicated beverage preparation, this meme resonates with the tea-loving time traveller in us all.
Genuinely chuffed — and maybe slightly overwhelmed — by how much love these steampunk memes have been getting!
You’ve turned my odd little hobby into a full-fledged timeline tangle.
So let’s make it official:
What chaos shall we illustrate next?
Drop your ideas, scenes, or phrases below
(Bonus points if they involve ravens, tea, or spontaneous combustion.)
This creation comes to you out of pure imagination with a little help from some very polite machines.
Facebook, 14th May 2025.
This sepia-toned image, titled “Meme Investigation Ongoing. Suspects: You Lot.”, is both a meta-moment and a tribute to the ever-growing community around your steampunk meme universe.
In the scene, a dignified gentleman — complete with top hat, pince-nez, and teacup — sits in a leather chair, gazing thoughtfully at a wall filled with past meme posters. Among them are familiar favourites like “Time Rift? Again?”, “Oh Dear,” and “Keep Calm and Blame It on Time Travel.” This parody of a detective’s case board reimagines meme creation as a kind of ongoing chrono-conspiracy — with you, the viewer, clearly implicated in the digital mischief.
The humour plays on the trope of the “meme detective” while affectionately acknowledging the audience’s role in the chaos. It’s a fourth-wall-breaking wink that invites further interaction. The caption on Facebook leans into that sentiment, recognising the audience not just as passive viewers but as co-conspirators in an expanding timeline tangle of steampunk absurdity.
By visually referencing earlier memes, this piece also functions as a self-aware milestone — marking the moment when your fictional memeverse begins to loop in on itself. It’s both an inside joke and a call to action: suggest more nonsense. Tea is optional, but strongly encouraged.
Temporal Rift? Again?
Tidy your cuffs. One cannot time-travel with wrinkled sleeves.
This image was created with the assistance of machines far too polite to take credit. No paradoxes were harmed in the making.
Facebook, 13th May 2025
In this meme titled “Temporal Rift? Again?”, we are introduced to a quintessentially composed Victorian gentleman calmly adjusting his cuffs while a swirling temporal rift looms ominously behind him. The contrast between chaotic time anomalies and his unwavering sense of decorum plays into the humour of steampunk culture — where refinement and absurdity coexist in perfect harmony.
This piece pokes fun at the idea of repeated time-travel emergencies being met not with panic, but with sartorial composure. The caption, “Tidy your cuffs. One cannot time travel with wrinkled sleeves,” satirises the obsession with appearance and etiquette often found in both Victorian society and modern cosplay subcultures. It’s not just a visual gag — it’s a manifesto for the chronologically adventurous: dignity first, even when the timeline collapses.
The underlying joke is a love letter to the steampunk aesthetic, which blends high-stakes sci-fi tropes with genteel manners, impeccable tailoring, and a touch of British absurdity. Whether facing tea shortages or tachyon surges, proper attire is non-negotiable.
This meme sits comfortably within the “Steampunk Composure Protocol” series, where formality always trumps chaos.
Logbook Entry #008 – Tentacle Diplomacy Protocols
What’s your steampunk solution to unexpected sea monsters?
Drop it below
Deploying the diplomacy Kraken again… Or never mind the tentacles…?
Visuals are conjured with the help of machines. No krakens were harmed (or negotiated with) in the making of this image.
Facebook, 13th May 2025;
Observed anomaly:
Unidentified leviathan encountered in the lower fog banks of the Thames-Sargasso Channel.
Standard torpedo etiquette is deemed insufficient.
Protocol Theta-8 enacted: Deploy the emergency diplomacy kraken.
Results: inconclusive, but impressively dramatic.
Meme context:
Originally posted to Facebook with the prompt:
🧭 What’s your steampunk solution to unexpected sea monsters?
The replies included everything from polite cannon-fire to “ask if it’s read Jules Verne.”
This image represents one of the more… tactile approaches.
Text reads:
“Deploying the emergency diplomacy kraken again.
Some days call for torpedoes. Other days call for tentacles.”
Because sometimes, even in steampunk diplomacy, things get grabby.
When the signal fails, summon the feathered broadband. Reliable, reusable, and never asks for a password.
“Lost all communications? Post a raven. Sip something restorative.”
Facebook, 12th May 2025.
This meme playfully combines steampunk aesthetics with modern digital woes — specifically, losing internet or mobile signal.
In the image, a well-dressed Victorian gentleman sips tea calmly while a pigeon (styled as a stand-in for a raven) perches nearby with a scroll. In the background, a sparking, gear-filled communication contraption has clearly failed. The top text asks, “Lost all communications?”, and the bottom advises: “Post a raven. Sip something restorative.”
The joke hinges on the absurd juxtaposition of 19th-century solutions to 21st-century problems. When your high-tech device fails — a relatable modern frustration — the suggestion is to revert to a whimsical steampunk alternative: sending a message via bird (like a raven or pigeon), and calmly drinking tea.
The accompanying Facebook caption drives the humour further:
“When the signal fails, summon the feathered broadband.
Reliable, reusable, and never asks for a password.”
This line mocks our dependence on Wi-Fi and passwords, suggesting instead a feathered creature with perfect uptime and zero digital barriers. It pokes fun at both modern connectivity issues and Victorian-era eccentricity — the very essence of steampunk humour.
Splendid and more adventure than expected.
Facebook, 11th May 2025.
The illustration features a black-and-white, hand-drawn style reminiscent of Victorian-era etchings or woodcuts, set against a sepia-toned background. The central figure is a man with a moustache and spectacles, wearing a suit, a bow tie, and a high-collared shirt. He is holding an unfolded map, looking at it with a calm, slightly amused expression.
The background is a dramatic scene. A large volcano is erupting, spewing smoke, rocks, and an array of gears and cogs into the air. Several small dirigibles are flying nearby, one of which is positioned close to the volcano’s peak. To the right of the man’s head, there is a small, mechanical device with pipes and a pressure gauge.
The text at the top, in a large, capitalised font, reads “MAP INACCURATE BY 300 MILES”. The text at the bottom, in the same bold, capitalised font, reads “SPLENDID. MORE ADVENTURE THAN EXPECTED”.
The meaning of the meme is to reframe a difficult or challenging situation as a positive opportunity. The man’s calm and enthusiastic reaction to the realisation that his map is wildly inaccurate and he is in a dangerous, volcanic area is a humorous subversion of what would be a stressful moment for most people. The meme suggests an attitude of embracing unexpected problems as exciting adventures, rather than obstacles, and is often used to convey a sense of unflappable optimism or a love for chaotic situations.
“Your call is important to us. Please hold while we reroute your reality through several unstable dimensions.”
Facebook 11th May 2025.
The illustration features a black-and-white, hand-drawn style reminiscent of Victorian-era etchings or woodcuts, set against a sepia-toned background.
The central figure is a stern-looking man with a large, handlebar moustache, dressed in a long, high-collared coat cinched with a belt. He has a complex, steampunk-style mechanical arm, complete with gears and articulated fingers, on his left side. He is wearing large, industrial-looking headphones connected by a series of pipes and wires that run down his back. A circular mechanical device with a gear and a pressure gauge is attached to the front of his coat.
The background is a chaotic and industrialised cityscape with numerous factory smokestacks and a thick plume of smoke filling the sky. There are also flames and smoke rising from a few buildings, giving the impression of a disaster or a very polluted atmosphere.
The text at the bottom, in a bold, capitalised font, reads “REALITY CALLED. I PUT IT ON HOLD.”
The meaning of the meme is to humorously express a refusal to deal with the problems or responsibilities of daily life. The steampunk aesthetic and the man’s stoic demeanour contrast with the chaotic background, suggesting that he is deliberately ignoring or shutting out the messy, overwhelming reality around him. The addition of the post caption “Your call is important to us. Please hold while we reroute your reality through several unstable dimensions” further emphasises this idea, treating the concept of “reality” like an unwanted phone call that is being deliberately delayed and complicated.