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Category: Steampunk Tech

Boilers overflowing with ideas?

Boilers overflowing with ideas?
Don’t panic. Call Cogsworth & Co.
We extract excess inspiration and re-pressurise your imagination safely.

Side effects may include spontaneous poetry, time-looped brainstorms, and one or more unfinished novels.

Thanks for your inspiration Jill Rebryna


Uninvited guests? Deploy the Kraken.

Uninvited guests? Deploy the Kraken.
Tea must go on.”
Thanks to Raquel Burson-Silies for your cool suggestion.


Can I walk fast enough to activate my Flux Capacitor?' Victorian steampunk man with a steam engine on his back and a primitive version of the flux Capacitor on his chest waling down a cobbled street. London policeman following him. To the left a sign that reads 88MPH

Can I walk fast enough to activate my Flux Capacitor?’

“When you’re late, caffeinated, and mildly radioactive:
‘Can I walk fast enough to activate my Flux Capacitor

Temporal travel is now available at a brisk pace.
Brian Lippincott, thank you for your suggestion, and I have more ideas to follow.

Can I walk fast enough to activate my Flux Capacitor?' Victorian steampunk man with a steam engine on his back and a primitive version of the flux Capacitor on his chest waling down a cobbled street. London policeman following him. To the left a sign that reads 88MPH

Walking didn’t quite cut it… so I upgraded to feline velocity.The
Flux Capacitor is now fully engaged because time waits for no gentleman.

Victorian-style sepia illustration of a gentleman in a top hat and goggles riding a goggle-wearing cheetah at high speed. He carries a brass mechanical backpack as policemen look on beside a road sign reading ‘88 MPH’. Caption reads: ‘Walking didn’t quite cut it… So I’ve upgraded to feline velocity.

"I've released the polarity…" Tardis Parody.

“I’ve released the polarity…” Tardis Parody.

“I’ve released the polarity…”
I reached out to you for your meme ideas, and some of you went even further and turned your ideas into reality (for lack of a better term) and went the full hog.
Thank you, Gary Stenning, for your contribution of the great Dr Who Tardis-themed steampunk meme.

"I've released the polarity…" Tardis Parody.

The Great British Steamoff. poster meme

The Great British Steam-off.

The Great British Steam Off – where contestants compete to create unique contraptions and delicacies based on a steampunk sub-genre each week, judged by Lady Leith of Moreton-in-Marsh, and Viscount Hollywood of Smarton, Kent. The finalists slog it out in a tea duelling grand finale. The winner receives a round-the-world trip in the royal zeppelin.

The Great British Steam-off. poster Great British Back off parody.

The official “The Great British Steam-Off” poster!
No points given for noticing the unintentional typos.

Another take from our erlia meme, inspired by our Instagram follower @tales_of_the_chamaeleon.

The official "The Great British Steam-Off" poster!
No points given for noticing the unintentional typos.

“Choux in 8 minutes? Deploy the crème cephalopod!”
Nothing says elegance like precision-frothed vanilla custard under pressure.

This one is dedicated to Jill Rebryna; thanks for your suggestions.

Automaton machinable octopus filling chou buns with cream from multiple tubular tentacles al at once,
Sepia-toned illustration of a humanoid robot seated on a vintage couch, reading a paper with a pensive pose—one hand resting on its head. Behind it, ornate gears and cogs form a steampunk backdrop. A small table beside the robot holds a steaming mug labeled "TEMPUS FANKUFLU." Text above describes the figure as “an emotional support automaton with unresolved daddy issues and a penchant for dramatic monologues,” blending whimsy, melancholy, and theatrical flair.

An emotional support automaton with unresolved daddy issues…

An emotional support automaton with unresolved daddy issues and a penchant for dramatic monologues. Fuled by El. Grey. tea.

Sepia-toned illustration of a humanoid robot seated on a vintage couch, reading a paper with a pensive pose—one hand resting on its head. Behind it, ornate gears and cogs form a steampunk backdrop. A small table beside the robot holds a steaming mug labeled "TEMPUS FANKUFLU." Text above describes the figure as “an emotional support automaton with unresolved daddy issues and a penchant for dramatic monologues,” blending whimsy, melancholy, and theatrical flair.

This meme works by blending steampunk aesthetics with exaggerated emotional tropes to create a humorous, character-driven tableau. The robot—described as an “emotional support automaton with unresolved daddy issues”—is visually framed in a dramatic, introspective pose, reinforcing the parody of overwrought self-reflection. The sepia tones and vintage decor evoke a bygone era, while the absurdity of the mug labeled “TEMPUS FANKUFLU” adds a layer of surreal comedy. By combining theatrical language with a stylized setting, the meme satirizes both Victorian melodrama and modern emotional clichés, inviting viewers to laugh at the fusion of mechanical stoicism and human angst.


Sepia-toned steampunk illustration of a Victorian street in a heatwave. A man in a top hat pushes a huge steam-powered cooling fan, releasing clouds of steam. A woman nearby shields her eyes from the sun, while another man uses the hot steam to heat a teacup. Caption reads: “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.”

Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.

Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.

Sepia-toned steampunk illustration of a Victorian street in a heatwave. A man in a top hat pushes a huge steam-powered cooling fan, releasing clouds of steam. A woman nearby shields her eyes from the sun, while another man uses the hot steam to heat a teacup. Caption reads: “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.”

This meme pokes fun at the extremes people go to to stay cool during a heatwave — but through a steampunk lens. In place of a simple fan or air conditioner, the Victorian gentleman proudly wheels a massive steam-powered “cooling” device through the sweltering street. The joke lies in the fact that such a machine, while impressive, would make things worse by pumping out clouds of hot steam. The caption — “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.” — delivers the punchline by highlighting the absurdity and unintended consequences of overengineered solutions.


A sepia-toned steampunk illustration of four Victorian scientists in a tall library-laboratory. One stands on a chair adjusting a large brass and copper ceiling device with dish-like antennae. The others hold ornate handheld receivers aloft, looking for a signal. Caption reads: “Signal’s better if you stand exactly here and face the moon.”

Steampunk Wi-Fi Woes: Hilarious Meme Combines Victorian Science and Absurd Signal Instructions.

Signal’s better if you stand exactly here and face the moon.

A product of Automaton Improvisation and sheer human insanity.

Facebook, 13th August 2025.

A sepia-toned steampunk illustration of four Victorian scientists in a tall library-laboratory. One stands on a chair adjusting a large brass and copper ceiling device with dish-like antennae. The others hold ornate handheld receivers aloft, looking for a signal. Caption reads: “Signal’s better if you stand exactly here and face the moon.”

This meme plays on a common modern frustration — struggling to get a decent Wi-Fi signal — but reimagines it in a fictional steampunk world. Instead of laptops and routers, the characters are Victorian scientists using elaborate brass and glass “aetheric” devices to connect to some mysterious transmission network. The humour comes from the overly specific, almost superstitious instruction — “stand exactly here and face the moon” — which echoes the absurd positions people sometimes resort to in real life to get better reception. The contrast between advanced, intricate machinery and such an oddly primitive solution is what gives the joke its charm.

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