You are a burglar, but you can only steal one thing that will only mildly inconvenience your victim.

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You are a burglar, but you can only steal one thing that will only mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking?

I start: The laces from their trainers.

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£10,000 from a billionaire.

One lens from their Opera glasses

The TV remote.

One of the batteries from their kitchen’s miscellaneous drawer.

The spoons. There’s something obscene about serving your coffee/tea with a fork. 

If you can think of any more, the comments section is open below. 👇