You are a burglar, but you can only steal one thing that will only mildly inconvenience your victim.
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You are a burglar, but you can only steal one thing that will only mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking?
I start: The laces from their trainers.

Comments included:
ÂŁ10,000 from a billionaire.
One lens from their Opera glasses
The TV remote.
One of the batteries from their kitchen’s miscellaneous drawer.
The spoons. There’s something obscene about serving your coffee/tea with a fork.
If you can think of any more, the comments section is open below. 👇