Pocket Kraken — because one can never be too careful with valuables… or sailors.
Facebook, 9th Augast 2025.
Captain’s Log, Supplemental:
Lady Winslet’s new ‘pocket companion’ has stirred both admiration and mild panic among the crew. Measuring no more than six inches from tentacle to tentacle, the diminutive kraken resides in her evening clutch and responds to her commands with unnerving swiftness.
Yesterday, it passed her a handkerchief; today, it attempted to fillet Jenkins for looking at her bonnet. I am forced to consider the possibility that we’ve taken on the most well-dressed privateer in the aether.
Between the lines (and pixels).
The “Pocket Kraken” meme takes one of the most feared creatures of maritime legend and reimagines it as a dainty, handbag-sized companion for the well-dressed steampunk socialite. In true steampunk fashion, it blends the absurd with the refined — pairing high society etiquette with a fantastical pet that’s equal parts charming and dangerous.
The humour comes from the juxtaposition: a creature known for dragging ships beneath the waves is here politely handing over a lace handkerchief. In the logic of the steampunk world, this is perfectly normal — after all, if you can fit an airship in a teacup (given the right amount of brass and optimism), why shouldn’t a kraken fit in your evening clutch?
The caption, “Pocket Kraken — because one can never be too careful with valuables… or sailors,” plays into the tongue-in-cheek worldbuilding, implying that the kraken’s talents are equally suited to guarding jewels and abducting hapless seafarers. It’s a wink to those familiar with nautical lore and a nod to the whimsical impracticality that defines the genre.
