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Sepia-toned steampunk illustration of a Victorian street in a heatwave. A man in a top hat pushes a huge steam-powered cooling fan, releasing clouds of steam. A woman nearby shields her eyes from the sun, while another man uses the hot steam to heat a teacup. Caption reads: “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.”

Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.

Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.

Sepia-toned steampunk illustration of a Victorian street in a heatwave. A man in a top hat pushes a huge steam-powered cooling fan, releasing clouds of steam. A woman nearby shields her eyes from the sun, while another man uses the hot steam to heat a teacup. Caption reads: “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.”

This meme pokes fun at the extremes people go to to stay cool during a heatwave — but through a steampunk lens. In place of a simple fan or air conditioner, the Victorian gentleman proudly wheels a massive steam-powered “cooling” device through the sweltering street. The joke lies in the fact that such a machine, while impressive, would make things worse by pumping out clouds of hot steam. The caption — “Finally… relief from the heat. And mild third-degree burns.” — delivers the punchline by highlighting the absurdity and unintended consequences of overengineered solutions.


A refined Victorian steampunk gentleman with a curled moustache, wearing a top hat with goggles, a brown leather coat, and a waistcoat, stands calmly sipping tea from a porcelain cup and saucer. Behind him, glowing lightning bolts crackle through a dark sky filled with floating brass gears and clock faces, as though time itself is fracturing. Bold white text above and below reads: “Someone commented: ‘AI crap’ — so naturally, I wore my finest temporal composure. Steampunk forever.”

Someone Mentioned “A.I. Crap”… So I Wore My Finest Temporal Composure.

Someone called it “AI crap.”

We called it an opportunity to sip tea in front of a collapsing timeline.

Elegance is the only reasonable response to digital outrage.

This post was assisted by Automaton Improvisation. Blame any errors on the temporal interference.

Facebook, 15th May 2025.

A refined Victorian steampunk gentleman with a curled moustache, wearing a top hat with goggles, a brown leather coat, and a waistcoat, stands calmly sipping tea from a porcelain cup and saucer. Behind him, glowing lightning bolts crackle through a dark sky filled with floating brass gears and clock faces, as though time itself is fracturing. Bold white text above and below reads: “Someone commented: ‘AI crap’ — so naturally, I wore my finest temporal composure. Steampunk forever.”

📜 Meme Explanation:

This meme is a witty response to the criticism often aimed at AI-generated art, in this case labelled dismissively as “AI crap.” Rather than engage in a defensive or angry rebuttal, the image portrays a refined Victorian gentleman in full steampunk regalia — top hat, goggles, and all — sipping tea with complete composure as lightning crackles and gears float in the collapsing fabric of time.

The caption “Someone commented: ‘AI crap’ — so naturally, I wore my finest temporal composure. Steampunk forever.” reframes the insult into an opportunity for dramatic elegance, turning the comment into a moment of theatrical defiance. The “finest temporal composure” line humorously suggests that, when time itself unravels (whether literally or in the heated arguments of the internet), the best thing one can do is remain poised, stylish, and unapologetically steampunk. It’s part of a larger trend in the steampunk community of meeting modern absurdity with anachronistic grace.

A humorous steampunk-style illustration of a man with a handlebar mustache, wearing a top hat and goggles, calmly adjusting his cravat. In the background, there is a chaotic scene of gears and a fiery explosion. The text above reads "EXPLOSION? IN THIS WAISTCOAT?" and the text below says "REMAIN DAPPER. ADJUST YOUR CRAVAT."

Navigating Chaos with Dapper Confidence: A Steampunk Perspective.

When chaos reigns and the gears fly wild, a true gentleperson tightens their cravat and carries on. Dignity is not optional.

This meme was brought to you by human imagination and another active automaton.

Facebook, 9th May 2025.

The image is a humorous, steampunk-style illustration in the form of a poster or an advertisement from a vintage publication. The background has a sepia-toned paper texture. The title at the top, in a large, capitalised font, reads “EXPLOSION? IN THIS WAISTCOAT?”.

A humorous steampunk-style illustration of a man with a handlebar mustache, wearing a top hat and goggles, calmly adjusting his cravat. In the background, there is a chaotic scene of gears and a fiery explosion. The text above reads "EXPLOSION? IN THIS WAISTCOAT?" and the text below says "REMAIN DAPPER. ADJUST YOUR CRAVAT."

The central figure is a well-dressed man with a handlebar moustache, wearing a top hat with a pair of goggles perched on the brim, and another smaller pair of goggles over his eyes. He is adjusting his cravat, and his expression is one of calm composure. He is wearing a waistcoat, a suit jacket, and a collared shirt.

The background is a chaotic, mechanical scene. To his left, there is a large, complex machine with numerous visible gears and pipes. In the upper-left corner, a dirigible floats in the sky. To his right, behind his shoulder, there is a large explosion or burst of fire and smoke. Despite the chaos, the man remains unfazed.

The caption at the bottom of the image, in the same bold, capitalised font, reads “REMAIN DAPPER. ADJUST YOUR CRAVAT.”

The meme’s meaning is to convey a sense of calm and unflappable confidence in the face of chaos, disaster, or overwhelming stress. The man’s meticulous attention to his cravat, while a literal explosion happens behind him, serves as a metaphor for maintaining one’s composure and priorities, no matter how dire the circumstances. The steampunk aesthetic adds a quirky, anachronistic layer to the humour.

The image features a whimsical steampunk-themed illustration, designed to resemble a poster or a page from an old-fashioned publication. Its background is a sepia-toned paper texture, while the top displays the title "ACTUAL ODDITIES YOU CAN OWN" in large, bold capital letters.

Actual Oddities You Can Own – #3: Baby Octopus in a Jar

Actual Oddities You Can Own – #3: Baby Octopus in a Jar

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Disclaimer:

This cartoon is gloriously unhinged and not a literal depiction of the product. The baby octopus won’t glow, wink, or discuss steampunk politics. The oddity is real — the monocled lunatic is not. AI tools were unrealised in the creation of this post.

Facebook 6th May 2025.

The image features a whimsical steampunk-themed illustration, designed to resemble a poster or a page from an old-fashioned publication. Its background is a sepia-toned paper texture, while the top displays the title "ACTUAL ODDITIES YOU CAN OWN" in large, bold capital letters.

The image is a humorous, steampunk-style illustration in the form of a poster or a page from a vintage publication. The background is a sepia-toned paper texture. The title at the top reads “ACTUAL ODDITIES YOU CAN OWN” in a bold, capitalized font.

The main subject is a smiling man with a large mustache, wearing a top hat with a gear on it, a monocle over his left eye, and a suit with a bow tie and a lapel pin that also features a gear. He has a wide, happy expression, with large, round glasses on his face.

He is holding up a glowing jar with a small, stylized octopus inside. The jar is a mason jar with a label that says “BABY OCTOPUS IN A JAR.” The octopus inside is a golden-yellow color and appears to be floating in a liquid. The liquid is also yellow and has a glowing, wavy effect at the top, as if it’s emitting light or steam.

The bottom of the image has a caption in the same bold, capitalized font: “#3: BABY OCTOPUS IN A JAR.” The overall style combines Victorian-era aesthetics with steampunk elements, giving it a whimsical and anachronistic feel.

As well as a funny meme, there is a unique set of products on Etsy with glowing octopus sculptures in a jar.**


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An old-fashioned-style illustration in sepia tones shows a woman with a serious expression, wearing a top hat and a tailored jacket. Her left arm is a detailed mechanical prosthetic made of brass and gears. Text on the left reads: "I'm a lady, but when provoked, I become a mechanized tempest forged in brass and fury— an exquisitely calibrated engine of wrath that will dismantle your very sense of existence. And when I'm in fine spirits, I bake scones and polish my airship."

I’m a Lady.

Original post.

I’m a lady, but…

Crafted with equal parts imagination, caffeine, and a very agreeable AI assistant. No sentient artists were startled in the making of this meme.

-Facebook 1st May 2025.

This meme features a woman in a stylish steampunk outfit, complete with a top hat and a mechanical arm made of brass and gears. Her serious expression captures the essence of empowerment in the steampunk genre, where elegance meets industrial strength. The illustration is done in a detailed, old-fashioned style, perfectly suiting the theme.

An old-fashioned-style illustration in sepia tones shows a woman with a serious expression, wearing a top hat and a tailored jacket. Her left arm is a detailed mechanical prosthetic made of brass and gears. Text on the left reads: "I'm a lady, but when provoked, I become a mechanized tempest forged in brass and fury— an exquisitely calibrated engine of wrath that will dismantle your very sense of existence. And when I'm in fine spirits, I bake scones and polish my airship."

The text humorously contrasts traditional femininity with an unexpected, fierce persona. It begins with, “I’m a lady,” suggesting politeness and fragility. However, it quickly shifts to, “But when provoked, I become a mechanised tempest forged in brass and fury,” illustrating an intense and powerful character capable of dismantling reality for those who cross her. The humorous twist comes in the final line, “And when I’m in fine spirits, I bake scones and polish my airship,” blending domesticity with a whimsical steampunk flair.

Full text on the meme reads…
“I’m a lady, but when provoked, I become a mechanized tempest forged in brass and fury— an exquisitely calibrated engine of wrath that will dismantle your very sense of existence.
And when I’m in fine spirits, I bake scones and polish my airship.”

Overall, this meme celebrates the duality of personality—combining strength and elegance while challenging stereotypes of femininity. It resonates with those who identify with having contrasting sides, highlighting how one can embrace both nurturing and formidable traits in a playful and empowering way.

An old-fashioned, cross-hatched illustration shows a woman in a formal 19th-century gown with a prominent corset and a small top hat. She holds a newspaper titled "SCANDAL" in one hand and a glass in the other, with a calm, unbothered expression. The text above her reads "SCANDAL? IN THIS CORSET" and below, "Darling, let them talk."

Scandal? In this corset…

Original post.

Scandal? In this corset…
Darling, let me talk.

– Facebook 30th April 2025.

This meme features a woman in an elaborate 19th-century gown with a corset and a top hat, holding a newspaper that reads “SCANDAL.” Her calm, composed expression suggests she is amused or disdainful, despite the shocking headline. The meme captures a blend of dry humour and historical context, similar to the “Panic? In this outfit?” meme.

An old-fashioned, cross-hatched illustration shows a woman in a formal 19th-century gown with a prominent corset and a small top hat. She holds a newspaper titled "SCANDAL" in one hand and a glass in the other, with a calm, unbothered expression. The text above her reads "SCANDAL? IN THIS CORSET" and below, "Darling, let them talk."

The text enhances the humour: the top line, “SCANDAL? IN THIS CORSET,” implies that her proper attire makes her above reproach, while the bottom line, “Darling, let them talk,” reflects her indifference to gossip. She conveys a sense of confidence and an unbothered attitude in the face of scandalous rumours, emphasising the absurdity of caring about public opinion.

Overall, the meme serves as a statement about defiance and self-assurance. It critiques rigid social norms regarding reputation and promotes the idea of living authentically, no matter the rumours. The message is clear: one can look fabulous and remain unaffected by the chatter around them.

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